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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
elevenhusbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle.I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled
groom. "How can that be if you've been marriedeleven times?" "Well,
husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me howgreat
it was going to be." "Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was
never really sure how itwas supposed to function, but he said he'd
look into it and get back tome." "Husband #3 was from Field
Services. He said everything checked outdiagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up." "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even
though he knew he had the order,he didn't know when he would be
able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the
basic process but wantedthree years to research, implement, and
design a new state-of-the-artmethod." "Husband #6 was from
Administration. He thought he knew how, but hewasn't sure whether
it was his job or not" "Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he
had a product, he was neversure how to position it." "Husband #8
was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it." "Husband #9
was a gynecologist. All he did was look." "Husband #10 was a stamp
collector. All he ever did was..... God, Imiss him!" "Husband #11
was a Dispatcher. He could point you in the direction toget there
but couldn't actually drive the load home. "But now that I've
married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "But, why?"
"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get
SCREWED!!!!