Dolazi čovjek kod doktora, tresu mu se ruke kao topolov list. Doktor odmah primijeti i rece
- Vi gospodine izgleda mi mnogo pijete alkohol.
Gospodin onako zbunjen odgovara
- Ne doktore, ja mnogo prosipam, zato sam i došao.

Mujo je sumil, da ga Fata vara, pa je angažiral detektiva, ker pa ni imel ravno veliko denraja, je vzel najcenejšega, nekega Kitajca... Naslednji dan je prišlo poročilo: "Most honorable Sir: You leave house i watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee, Chen Lee.