When I checked in I had four bags and I asked the check in desk to send the first bag to Chicago, the second bag to Paris, the third bag to Houston and the fourth one to arrive in London just as I was leaving. She looked at me and said "sorry sir that would not be possible to arrange". I said "why not? You did it last week."

Pride dec pozno popoldne, že proti večeru, domov, in dobi ženo, da jo črnc natepava.

Popizdi, gre v ostarijo pa prazne ta kratke. pove prijatelju odvetniku, kaj se mu je bilo pripetilo. Odvetnik zavoha posel:

"Lej, dej prit zjutraj k men v pisarno, bova tožila. Saj maš vse črno na belem..."