Mož in žena sta se ob poroki dogovorila, da bosta za vsako nezvestobo v hranilnik dala eno zrno riža. Pri praznovanju zlate poroke sta odprla hranilnika in v moževem je bilo pet zrnc, v ženinem pa nobenega.
Mož je presenečen in se dobrika ženi: "Draga, oprosti mi, saj veš, da sem v resnici ljubil samo tebe. Res mi je nerodno!"
"Nič hudega! Kar spomni se, kolikokrat smo jedli rižoto."


:-)

A man walks into a bar and sits next to his freind. He reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a little piano and stool . He then reaches into his coat and pulls out a little man who sits at the piano and begins to play "Fur Elise". His freind says "Where did you get that ?!" The mans says "Well I was walking on the beach and I found a brass lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out and granted me one wish. He must have been hard of hearing because he thought I wished for a 10 inch pianist".