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[Odklop] Tema: Treniranje smejalnih mišic :)
[#2492926] 20.01.15 15:38 · odgovor na: Endimion (#2492867)
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... evo, pa še ena malo bolj aktualna ...

Pita sudac pljačkaša:
- Zašto ste opljačkali banku?
Pljačkaš:
- Ona je prva počela!

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[Odklop] Tema: Treniranje smejalnih mišic :)
[#2493001] 20.01.15 21:09 · odgovor na: najobj (#2492926)
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A Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub and orders a whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'Angus the Fence-Builder?' No..."

He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'Angus the Pier-Builder?' No..."

Gulps down the whiskey, shouts for another. "Ah sired six great sons, raised them with me oon sweat and bluid. But do they call me 'Angus the Son-Bearer'? No..."

"But ye shag only ONE sheep ..."
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[Odklop] Tema: Treniranje smejalnih mišic :)
[#2493069] 21.01.15 09:45 · odgovor na: najobj (#2492926)
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Pita sudac pljačkaša:
- Zašto ste opljačkali banku?
Pljačkaš:
- Ona je prva počela!
Sudac:
U pola ti smanjim kaznu ako vratiš pare
Pljačkaš:
Da sam htio vratit pare, uzeo bi kredit.

Ps
Še Mujo je bolj pošten, kot švicarski kreditojemalci.press

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