[Endimion]
Eden aktualen, predno se dam v avto in spizdim na morje:

Kako poje Mario Draghi na sestanku s sefi grskih bank?

"Told you I'll be here forever,
Now you need me more than ever,
You can stay under my umbrella ELA ELA ELA Eh eh eh...."

Rihanna press ;)

Zdaj pa udri brigu na veselje.

www.azlyrics.com/lyr...rella.html

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)


Fits PERFECTLY :)

En starejši:

V času Sovjetske zveze se nekje v Moskvi prismeje sodnik iz sodne dvorane. Smeje se tako močno, da mu solze lijejo po licih.

Ga vpraša kolega: "Ivan Dimitrijevič, kaj pa je tako smešnega?"
Ivan Odvrne:
"Ravnokar sem slišal dejansko naboljši vic v zgodovini in na svetu! ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Kolega:
"No zaupaj mi jo."

Ivan:
"Ne smem. ravnokar sem zaradi njega nekomu prisodil 10 let gulaga...."