Tax, tax, tax them to death ...

[DrStrangelove]
Tax, tax, tax them to death ...

Yeah! ;-))

legendaren opis :-)

Official languages- Slovenia has no official language as Slovenians either speak some incomprehensible slang dialect or some mixture of Slavic languages from neighboring countries.
Government - House Rules
President - Turkey
Prince Regent - Skinny narcissist
National Hero(es) - Kekec, the Bedanec hunter
Declaration of Independence 1991 from dirty Communists, ended in 2004 when joined gloriousEuropeanEmpire
Currency Euro, only exchangeable for heroine
Religion Slovenians believe in drugs when they're young, and they believe in alcohol when they're older.
Opening hours - Due to its infinitely boring state, time stands still in Slovenia.

History and Culture
The highly praised national gay hero of Slovenia, Kekec.

Only the history of drunk farmers exists in Slovenia since all Slovenians ever did was farming, drinking, complaining about their micro-issues and being ignorant about everything larger than their boring little lives. Subsequently, Slovenia's greatest national hero is Kekec who was the most famous and most praised high-pitch-singing-Alpine-herdsman among Slovenians. Kekec was also gay, which only confirms the previous suspicions about Slovenia being a paradise for homosexuals.